crank: high voltage parents guide

We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits. He then comments on flossing his teeth with some "pubes," but nothing else happens as a ricocheting bulletin hits him in the head and kills him. A man punches Johnny (whose face is bloody), and whacks the chair he's in with a machete to intimidate him. Become a member to write your own review. "I'm going to bitch f*ck your ass," "The f*ck I didn't," "I f*cking did it," "I didn't f*cking die," "Who's this f*cking asshole?" ", We see a flashback to Randy riding in a car with a cleavage-revealing women who states that he has a "big ass d*ck for a white boy.". Two men talk about the number of organs that could be harvested from a man, they look at a diagram and one makes a circle around a line drawing of male genitals. At the same time, Ria attacks the man who threw her outside by repeatedly smashing something into his closed crotch until his pants are bloody. Watch Clip: Crank: High Voltage -- "Randy Fight" Clip, Watch Crank 2: High Voltage -- Teaser Trailer, Watch Clip: Crank: High Voltage -- "Jump Start" Clip, Watch Crank: High Voltage -- "Car Chase" Clip, Watch Crank: High Voltage -- "Mansion Fight", Adult film star Ron Jeremy was not originally supposed to be in the porn actors strike in the film. After calling his friend and former surgeon, Doc Miles (DWIGHT YOAKAM), who states he can probably put the original heart back in place, Chev sets out to find Johnny Vang and get it back. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. Chev shoots and kills several goons (with bloody results). A female therapist (who shows cleavage) gets aroused while helping a male patient overcome his fear of guns. Johnny and his thugs than show up and literally shovel Chev off the street and into a van. Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. Lots of topless women throughout and a not too surprising amount of "f--ks". A cop reminds Eve that Chev sexually humiliated her in public (the above race track scene). Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. We see a flashback to Randy riding in a car with a cleavage-revealing women who states that he has a "big ass d*ck for a white boy." Who decides what "too far" is? That's why we've added a new "Diverse Representations" section to our reviews that will be rolling out on an ongoing basis. Disrespectful/Bad Attitude "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Nigger" (said by a black man) and "Homo," among others. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. We see paramedics in the back of an ambulance working on a very bloody man who seems to have some sort of bad abdominal wound. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. On a TV news story, we see a box in the upper corner that shows a partial view of the above horse track sex scene (showing movement but only a view of the upper torsos and above). What is the Japanese language plot outline for Crank: High Voltage (2009)? This then turns into actual sex, with Chev removing her panties and throwing them up into the crowd with one man catching them, and then rolling her over and thrusting between her legs (we see his bare butt). It is the sequel to the 2006 film Crank, and stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Clifton Collins Jr., Efren Ramirez, Bai Ling, David Carradine, and Dwight Yoakam. Is there a scene after the credits? A topless woman straddles a man and massages him. A man punches one man in the face, wraps medical tubing around another man's throat, and stabs the first man in the neck with a hypodermic needle. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. Chev then passionately kiss her on stage. 65% TOMATOMETER Average 6 That includes licking her shoulder, caressing her leg, and then caressing her clothed crotch and bare breast, while saying she can bet something on her own momma's "cootchie." In the closing credits, we see beer in a fridge. "CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE" (2009) (Jason Statham, Amy Smart) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons; Mild Extreme Extreme . Much of that has very bloody and/or gory results (while scenes depicting open-heart surgery are extremely graphic in nature), and those scenes and moments of potential peril might be suspenseful and/or unsettling for some viewers (but all of it's played so over-the-top that it comes off as somewhat cartoonish in tone). Moments later, doctors comment on what else is to be removed from Chev (after his heart), and a sketch of his body shows a large penis that one of the surgeons circles (while one of them looks under the sheet to check out the size -- we don't see anything). GUNS/WEAPONS Handguns/Shotguns/Machine guns/Nunchuckas/Flogging whip: Carried and/or used to threaten, wound or kill others and/or cause property damage. But familiarity breeds content -- or, in this case, shows contempt; the first Crank may have been shocking, but the only thing shocking about Crank: High Voltage is how far it's willing to go in the name of jolting the audience in pursuit of a quick buck. Profanity Another uses the "f" word sexually and referring to Eve states, "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back" (of the car). "Are you f*cking kidding me?" Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. Directors Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Writers Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Stars Jason Statham Amy Smart Clifton Collins Jr. She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). This movie hilarious and much better than the first one, but if you're going to watch it, DO NOT LET THE KIDS SEE IT. A man shoots several men repeatedly (we see blood spurt and splatter and open holes). Chev shoots and kills several goons (with bloody results). Johnny has various facial piercings. Several shootout scenes show many people being shot repeatedly with blood spurting and spraying, many people falling dead and others writhing in pain: One such scene shows a topless woman shot in the chest and we see her bare breasts as they oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. A man beats another man using straps with hooks on the ends and we see bloody cuts open on his back. Guns/Weapons Crank: High Voltage delivers on its promises: a fast-paced, exciting thrill ride that doesn't take itself too seriously. A man swings a machete and cuts another man's elbow off (we see the piece of flesh and blood splatter on the floor). Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. ah, vengence is sweet. A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). Ria then tells a man, "No f*cking sucky for you" and states that Chev is going to "tap your ass," not realizing she is using that term incorrectly. Is there any value in depicting violence in brutally realistic fashion, or is it all about shock value? Yet, he must repeatedly find ways to shock his artificial heart back into action, all while striving to get his original ticker back from an old mobster, Poon Dong (DAVID CARRADINE), who's enjoying his new and invigorated lease on life. Your privacy is important to us. El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. "Fuzz" (cops), "Nigger" (said by a black man), "Wanker," ""Bloody hell," "Homo," and "Confucius says karma's a bitch." No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). When the device starts failing, Chelios again must try all sorts of measures to keep his artificial heart active. Eve then jumps on them, followed by one using his tazer on Chev, thus shocking him back into action. No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). Well on this roller-coaster ride you ain't strapped into your seat, it has dozens of loops and it's faster than anything you have ridden in your life. SEX/NUDITY 10 - In an extended scene, a man and a woman have sex at a horse race track, with a crowd of people watching and cheering them on: the man and the woman thrust in numerous positions, the woman is seen with bare breasts and bare buttocks and the man is shown with bare buttocks (their pubic regions and point of contact are diffused); when a horse leaps over the woman we clearly see its genitals. A car strikes a woman, she is thrown high into the air (her shoes fall to the ground) and we see her later and she appears OK (she has a bit of blood on her nose). Along the way, he has run-ins with a varied assortment of characters, including hooker Ria (LING BAI), thug Chico (JOSEPH JULIAN SORIA) and Venus (EFREN RAMIREZ) who suffers from "full body Tourette's." Chev stumbles down some steps and then he and Eve fall over a short wall down onto a horse race track, but are okay. Reviewed April 17, 2009 / Posted April 17, 2009 We see paramedics in the back of an ambulance working on a very bloody man who seems to have some sort of bad abdominal wound. He then comments on flossing his teeth with some "pubes," but nothing else happens as a ricocheting bulletin hits him in the head and kills him. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. A man in flames kisses a woman and we see her in flames too (she screams and runs away). Espaol (prximamente) - volver al inicio, Best Movies on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Common Sense Selections for family entertainment, Best TV Shows on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Growing Up Queer: Thoughtful Books About LGBTQ+ Youth, Check out new Common Sense Selections for games, Teachers: Find the best edtech tools for your classroom with in-depth expert reviews. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Open heart surgery. A boy yells at and is rude to his mother and a man. Read Crank: High Voltage reviews from parents on Common Sense Media. Extreme Just confirm how you got your ticket. Can't play on this device. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Totally insane, fast paced entertainment. Later, when Randy is thrown into the bathroom, we see blood on the floor from that. DISCUSSION TOPICS - Organ harvesting and transplants, crime syndicates, murder, greed, revenge, death of friends and loved ones, racism, fear, Karma. Read critic reviews. No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. A woman is thrown through the door of a house (she has a bloody nose) and is followed by a man with a knife. YouTube Reviews and Lists. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R Many men and women who are apparently prostitutes protest over wages and make sexual threats to people trying to cross their picket lines. Poon Dong grabs a hooker's butt. We see an unconscious man in an ambulance with his intestines out of his body (we see a pile of slimy, blood covered intestines) and EMTs try to put them back in and revive him. Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. OUR WORD TO PARENTS: Several women in various stages of undress leave a house (we see bare breasts, buttocks, abdomens and buttocks) and it is implied that the women are prostitutes. Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. We see a large surgical scar on a man's chest in several scenes. A man sits on a toilet (we see his bare thighs). Now, in the high-octane sequel CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE, Chev has managed to survive--and is about to face a brand new day. Extreme Bringing Chev Chelios back may make sense financially, but it somewhat dilutes the hell-bent-for-madness lunacy of the original film. Crank - High Voltage is rated R by the MPAA for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. Terms and Policies During this, one of the performers compares a cop's weapon to the one in his pants (referring to his unseen penis). Not to some woman there, but instead to a surgeon who removes his highly desirable organ and replaces it with an artificial heart powered by a portable and external electrical supply source. Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. Johnny and his thugs than show up and literally shovel Chev off the street and into a van. Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. Doc Miles has a drink in his hand. A man is shot in the head and we see skull and matter shoot out of the back of his head. In the sequel, Chelios somehow survives and has been implanted with an artificial heart. A man rubs an ice cube on a woman's bare buttocks, then squeezes and slaps them (she is wearing a thong). When armed police officers tell a woman to spread her legs, she spreads them very far apart and she is wearing a very short dress (we see her bare legs almost to the hip). El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. Not only is this completely impossible, it looks totally fake and ridiculous. By Age. Profanity consists of at least 164 "f" words, while other . We don't see the actual insertion, but do see the side of that man's bare butt, as well as a side view of that shotgun firmly sticking out of his rear. But at this mostly unexplored altitudeonly 2007's inferior Shoot 'Em Up comes . REVIEWS We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. Parents Guide - Crank: High Voltage (2009) View source Certifications MPAA Rated R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language Certification Argentina:16 Australia:R18+ Brazil:18 Belguim:KNT/ENA Canada:18A Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) Canada:16+ (Quebec) A man punches a man in the face and a woman then hits the semi-conscious man in the crotch repeatedly with a bicycle. They are proud of it. Released April 16th, 2009, 'Crank: High Voltage' stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, David Carradine, Dwight Yoakam The R movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 36 min, and received a user score of 60 (out . OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated action film. Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. He then slaps her butt while she's in that same position. He also beats up others in another flashback view. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Phrases: "F*ck your mother," "F*ck you," "I'm deadly f*cking serious," "M*therf*cker," "What's my next f*cking move?" Many men and women who are apparently adult film actors protest over wages and make sexual threats to people trying to cross their picket line. The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. A man punches another man in the face repeatedly (we see it very bloody). Chev accidentally farts while receiving a jolt from a dog's shock collar. Chev grabs a surgeon by the crotch, hits him, and strangles another man, seemingly killing both. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. QUICK TAKE: A ricocheting bullet then hits that man in the head, killing him (with bloody results), and the woman then graphically vomits from the sight of that. A ricocheting bullet then hits that man in the head, killing him (with bloody results), and the woman then graphically vomits from the sight of that. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." A woman lifts a sheet off a semi-unconscious man in a hospital bed, she looks at his crotch area and remarks about the size of his endowment, and reaches under the sheet. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO Meanwhile I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the more outrageous this film got, the more I found myself loving it. Venus is thrown out of a moving limo, followed moments later by Chev hitting one of the men inside there, and then grabbing one or more guns and shooting everyone inside dead, although some tried to shoot back but were unsuccessful. 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